7 Logical Reasons on why there should be NO open student council elections in Maharashtra!
Prof. Chintu Bose, academic tycoon and honorable director of a prestigious institute of Pune at the age of just 27, explains us 7 logical reasons supporting no student council elections in Maharashtra.
1. Less Activism - Maximum Profit!
(This economic expression was taught to me by my beloved father)
The only dharma of students (read slaves) is to pay whatever fees there college trustees (read masters) prescribe. Speaking frankly, we have a business to run, where for profit maximization, expenditure has to be kept low. So sometimes, some of the professors, laboratories, class-rooms or the entire building shown in the prospectus could go missing, but students are our children and very well understand our limitation! They never would complain if this student council elections would never take place.
2. Student Organizations would remain out of campus
You know, this filthy student organization should be banned in India! They expose our crores of corruption and minimize our profits? How am I suppose to fund my family members for fighting Vidhansabha elections without this corruption? Shouldn't this so-called student activists should be studying instead of being the 21st century revolutionaries.
3. Class Toppers would remain the cute GS of colleges
My dear class toppers perform excellently as student council members. They listen to us keeping their mouth shut and fully co-operate with us meeting our business requirement. We also don't forget their gracefulness, and award them with full internal marks as dividends. God should bless this kids! They speak so well during NAAC, NBA visits. Tears run down my eyes, listening to their choice of words to describe me and my business.
4. Extra curricular activities would remain institute promotions events:
In this world of competitiveness, we have to work hard to remain at the top and still save each penny from our treasure. Why the hell we need to spend lakhs of rupees in the idiotic college events! Still we tolerate and organize this events if it acts as institute promotional events fully controlled by our faithful professors. By the way we still award students who participate as unpaid laborers in this promotional events with 5% attendance.
5. 'SC/ST/OBC/EBC Scholarship - Admissions' would remain the highest profit-making department
How come this dreadful thought of giving them 25% reservation in student council came to someone's mind! This are the sections which have been close to our heart since years. Taking 100% fees from EBC students along with their scholarships to denying admission to SC-student to fill that seat with management (donation) seats, this section guarantees that each one of us in the Bose family owns a SUV.
6. 'State government - University Administration - Management Trustees' friendship would remain intact
The scene of activists whom we shoo away sending our peons (read goons), entering university senate as university student council members is unimaginable! We have invested crores to the Education Ministry, University officials to get the rules changed and squash any inquiry initiated against us. Infact, last 3 years I had to send installments to convert my campus into a deemed university. Don't worry, the plan for recovery from my dear students is ready and would be implemented from next year.
7. 'Student Activist - Largest Threat to Indian Society' - Would remain Weak!
Student activism have brought down visionary Indira Gandhi from the post of Prime Minister. Our territories (read college campus) are governed by our constitution (read rules and regulation) with keeping interests of the students (read slaves) above all. We should remain unchallenged as we have started this business not to produce citizens of tomorrow or to eradicate unemployment, but to enter the Forbes list of billionaires. I intended to enter politics, still I am being less selfish and devoting my time to slaughter my sleeping children (read bakra) year after year. No student activism would ensure that they never wake up. You know this student activism would unnecessary make them more sensitive to social issues and the habit of fighting against injustice would bring anarchy in our country, sorry I meant our college campus. We need to produce civilized gentleman and not this filthy revolutionaries.
At last, I reiterate my humble request (read warning) to every student to boycott student activism and support 'No Student Council Elections in Maharashtra.'
Always in the interest of interests,
Prof Chintu Bose
( Hon. Director, DK Bose International University)
About the esteemed author:
Prof. Chintu Bose is a visionary educationist, who at the age of 27 became the director of the leading institutes of Pune just after completing his M.E. from the same institute with 99.420%. Right from studying in DK Bose Nursery School to being the director of the entire campus, he has been a member of DK Bose educational family as son of our founding chairman, Dr. DK Bose. He has keen interest in politics, and like his father wishes to become the minister in the state government in the coming years.
1. Less Activism - Maximum Profit!
(This economic expression was taught to me by my beloved father)
The only dharma of students (read slaves) is to pay whatever fees there college trustees (read masters) prescribe. Speaking frankly, we have a business to run, where for profit maximization, expenditure has to be kept low. So sometimes, some of the professors, laboratories, class-rooms or the entire building shown in the prospectus could go missing, but students are our children and very well understand our limitation! They never would complain if this student council elections would never take place.
2. Student Organizations would remain out of campus
You know, this filthy student organization should be banned in India! They expose our crores of corruption and minimize our profits? How am I suppose to fund my family members for fighting Vidhansabha elections without this corruption? Shouldn't this so-called student activists should be studying instead of being the 21st century revolutionaries.
3. Class Toppers would remain the cute GS of colleges
My dear class toppers perform excellently as student council members. They listen to us keeping their mouth shut and fully co-operate with us meeting our business requirement. We also don't forget their gracefulness, and award them with full internal marks as dividends. God should bless this kids! They speak so well during NAAC, NBA visits. Tears run down my eyes, listening to their choice of words to describe me and my business.
4. Extra curricular activities would remain institute promotions events:
In this world of competitiveness, we have to work hard to remain at the top and still save each penny from our treasure. Why the hell we need to spend lakhs of rupees in the idiotic college events! Still we tolerate and organize this events if it acts as institute promotional events fully controlled by our faithful professors. By the way we still award students who participate as unpaid laborers in this promotional events with 5% attendance.
5. 'SC/ST/OBC/EBC Scholarship - Admissions' would remain the highest profit-making department
How come this dreadful thought of giving them 25% reservation in student council came to someone's mind! This are the sections which have been close to our heart since years. Taking 100% fees from EBC students along with their scholarships to denying admission to SC-student to fill that seat with management (donation) seats, this section guarantees that each one of us in the Bose family owns a SUV.
6. 'State government - University Administration - Management Trustees' friendship would remain intact
The scene of activists whom we shoo away sending our peons (read goons), entering university senate as university student council members is unimaginable! We have invested crores to the Education Ministry, University officials to get the rules changed and squash any inquiry initiated against us. Infact, last 3 years I had to send installments to convert my campus into a deemed university. Don't worry, the plan for recovery from my dear students is ready and would be implemented from next year.
7. 'Student Activist - Largest Threat to Indian Society' - Would remain Weak!
Student activism have brought down visionary Indira Gandhi from the post of Prime Minister. Our territories (read college campus) are governed by our constitution (read rules and regulation) with keeping interests of the students (read slaves) above all. We should remain unchallenged as we have started this business not to produce citizens of tomorrow or to eradicate unemployment, but to enter the Forbes list of billionaires. I intended to enter politics, still I am being less selfish and devoting my time to slaughter my sleeping children (read bakra) year after year. No student activism would ensure that they never wake up. You know this student activism would unnecessary make them more sensitive to social issues and the habit of fighting against injustice would bring anarchy in our country, sorry I meant our college campus. We need to produce civilized gentleman and not this filthy revolutionaries.
At last, I reiterate my humble request (read warning) to every student to boycott student activism and support 'No Student Council Elections in Maharashtra.'
Always in the interest of interests,
Prof Chintu Bose
( Hon. Director, DK Bose International University)
About the esteemed author:
Prof. Chintu Bose is a visionary educationist, who at the age of 27 became the director of the leading institutes of Pune just after completing his M.E. from the same institute with 99.420%. Right from studying in DK Bose Nursery School to being the director of the entire campus, he has been a member of DK Bose educational family as son of our founding chairman, Dr. DK Bose. He has keen interest in politics, and like his father wishes to become the minister in the state government in the coming years.
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